Good Catholics Live in Chelsea

Then I noticed the picture.
The last I checked, sodomy was slightly higher than birth control on the Church's list of "dont's."
why? because maybe then it will stop crying.
Thank you Rich for your insightful questions.
According to "Rich", corned beef on rye is better when served hot.
I was just watching some commercial for the Christian Children's Fund where the narrator says, "some of these children are going to bed without a hot meal." Can someone please explain to me, what is so damn special about hot meals? What's wrong with a good sandwich? Just give them some corned beef on rye, I'm sure they'll be fine.
Over the past week, I have found myself in three (count it, three!) homosexual establishments. One might conclude that this type of pattern is indicative of some underlying urge. However, I would have to refute that charge. I am what one might call an "extreme heterosexual." Kinsey himself wouldn't be able to stand in the same room as me.
I will admit right now that I haven't been very fair to my readers over the past week, providing you only with the occasional comedic morsel. This form of starvation has proven so effective that your comedy "stomachs" have shrunken to the size of walnuts. They are so small, in fact, that these first few lines would probably be enough to satiate your desires (that is, were they actually filled with warm jokey deliciousness, which they are not). However, I would like to warn you all now, I am preparing to burst your gut. I plan on adding some great posts over the next few days, and I guarantee that you will feel so overwhelmed by my salty, crunchy, and sometimes spicy comedy delicacies that you will be vomiting laughter all over the room. It will be both disgusting and hilarious.
Ran in front of a car
According to the New York Times editorial board, Americans should seriously consider eliminating the electoral college. After all, the popular vote is all that really counts anyway, right?
To my many fans out there, I would like to express my deepest apologies for the choppy service. I have been so busy reading my fan mail that I almost forgot to take care of all of my fans! (Note: For those of you who don't know, I do that by providing them with hysterical commentary and real life stories that just tug at the heart strings). Want an example of a real tear-jerker? Well, last week I was performing surgery on Grey's Anatomy when I found out that my seventeen-year-old patient had a brain tumor. What was I to do? Well, I took his life story as my own inspiration. I saw the love that he felt for his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him before his surgery and I began to understand that love can conquer all. Except for death. He died right there on the operating table, before I even had a chance to make some funny joke about my intern's sexual pursuits. But seriously, its not really my fault, brain tumors are hard! Fortunately, I asked Meredith Grey on a date and she said "yeah," and gave me that cute little teddy bear smile. I love her.
A puzzle piece is on a talk show, complaining that he has to share his wife with so many other pieces.
Puzzle Pete: “It’s hard, you know, all day my wife is screwing around with these other guys. Some of them are just too big to fit in her. She comes home and she is completely bent out of shape.”
Puzzle Peg: “If you’re so jealous, why don’t you join in on the fun?”
Puzzle Pete: “That's not an option. I’m an edge piece, I don’t take it from behind”About a week and a half ago I went in to get an MRI. A mysterious ailment originating in my pelvic region was the cause for the visit. I wouldn't say that the MRI was absolutely necessary, but when the doctor mentioned the idea I jumped at the opportunity to have my delicates scanned by a large spinning magnet.
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