My previous post
Just so people do not get too upset, I would like to assure you all that I have the utmost respect for the Asian people.
By making fun of Asians, I am not trying to pass judgment on "the other." Rather, I am laughing at my own kind.
You see, although I was born white, when I was fourteen years old and touring the Korean Peninsula with my indy rock band, I had to get my appendix removed.
Unfortunately, my cooky doctor took out my liver instead.
I quickly learned that I needed a liver to survive. And since they had already thrown mine out, they decided to give me someone else's.
So technically a tiny part of me is Asian. This is why, every once in a while, I get a strong craving for Pokemon and dumplings.