A completely original joke, by me

A puzzle piece is on a talk show, complaining that he has to share his wife with so many other pieces.

Puzzle Pete: “It’s hard, you know, all day my wife is screwing around with these other guys. Some of them are just too big to fit in her. She comes home and she is completely bent out of shape.”

Puzzle Peg: “If you’re so jealous, why don’t you join in on the fun?”

Puzzle Pete: “That's not an option. I’m an edge piece, I don’t take it from behind”