Very Specific Predictions, by Swanee - Astrologer to the Stars!
ARIES
You will have three children, and they will all be named Thomas. But one of them will be a girl. So you will call her Janet.
But her name will really be Thomas.
When you get home you will find out that your milk has expired, even though you thought that you had one more day. This will cause you serious problems, because you have many cookies, but no milk. You will decide to drink the expired milk, and become very sick. Scientists will later discover you had ringworms.
posted by russell @ 12:06 AM
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Hey,
Your site is great. I am interested to hear more about your personal life and if you do not mind I would enjoy a picture of you. Thanks for the great laughs,good times and all of the above
YOU ARE SUPER COOL.Tell me what are your hobbies where do you go for fun. is it a park or a dark alley somewhere
maybe we could meet there. Do you enjoy eating caramel or other foods. maybe a variety of foods mixed together which might make an interestin combo. like pizza and pineapple. i enjoy pizza and pineapple and a nice fresh glass of brazilian orange juice. This is the kind of information you should have on your blog. I would also like to know what type of books you recommend I enjoy children books because there not to long but there entertaining in their own clever way .my favorite childrens book is the hermit crab who had difficulty crossing the road. I recommend it. THis is just an example do not post this book as your own favorite because it's mine. where do you keep your toiletrees i would like to know is it under your sink. do you have a sink or is it in your underwear pocket or better yet do you have underwear pockets. I do not bu i sure wouldn't mind. Anyway i do not want to keep you waiting all day lon g so i'll make this breif. Ilike your material kid it is TOP NOTCH STUFF.I am a proffessional blogger and if you would like more information call me at
1800-racerx-er
oh if you did notice my number is racerxer and i did not mention that i am the fastest racer in the entire solar system i ran from pluto to the sun in 254 years and that may not seem like it's fast but it is very fast. it is not an easy task and i would not recommend it. anyway have a good day and Email me at
southamericanhero@hotmail.com
ThanX
After having sex with approximately 81 blogs I know what it takes to produce an enjoyable blog-job. I guess what I'm trying to hint at is that I would love to stick some blog in this blog here. anyway I'm gonna go masterblog.
Hello! It's me again! Your secret best friend who made the original anonymous post. So I've been reading up on your stuff and watching you while you sleep, and it seems as if you've got some good material. I mean,like I said before, you've got some really top notch stuff! I work as a blog commenter full time (someday I hope to have my own blog (in my dreams right!?)) haha but anyway in my experiences the best blogs are those that give the readers a break - am I right! I mean the readers need a few years to think about the stuff you write. I still havn't gotten over marshmallows and gaps. That blew my mind! After reading that I spent 8 months only eating marshmallows and I had 4 seizures. Now my doctor says that the exclusively marshmallow diet probably accounts for the seizures! I scoffed at him and said
"obviously you havn't read Russell's post on marshmallows and gaps!" He looked at me sternly and said "you are going to have more seizures if you don't eat normal food". I laughed at him while spitting up my breakfast marshmallows! Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I will do anything you say and that i still love this magic you call blogging!
Hi! It's me again, your best friend! and secret pervert stalker. It's been a long time since your last post but I'm sure you've just been sitting around thinking of an awesome amazing thing to post about the boring stuff that happens in day to day life of rich people and their fancy food!! Anyway jjst wanted to let you know thatneverything has been great with me since the last time we spoke (last time i wrote on your blog) and that there was big news. Recently they found water on mars and I will be going there soon to find a new spot to live. Currently i live in socal but I hear they have more water in mars so I'm going. please don't try to stop me on this serious important mission because It's very important to me. I will write you when I get there. until then, do you know anywhere I can buy marshmallows and gaps in bulk?
Well hello there Anonymous! I was just thinking about you last night when I was eating salmon with my life-size sex doll Kenny. He said something hilarious about radiation poisoning and I was just like, "Remember that guy from my marshmallow blog??" And he was like, "Of course I do! My personality exists entirely in your brain so we are actually the same person!" And I was like, you just blew my mind Richard." And he was like, "wait, who's Richard? Have you been cheating on me with another sex doll? And I was like, do you want a marshmallow? And he was like, stop changing the subject you maniac. And then i poked him with a toothpick and he deflated. which was sad. but i didn't have time to bury him because i figured that the cops would already be chasing me. so i went on the lamb. i'm currenly living in swahili so know one can find me, but i changed my name to russel with one l so that i am impossible to catch.
see you soon anonymous. enjoy your trip to mars. i heard the cheese there is even better than the moons.
sincerely,
russel (formerly known as russell)
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